So what do you need to be a writer?
If you’re like me, you’ll have these things:
One (1) iPad with a broken shell;
One (1) lucky hoodie – other clothing optional – JUST KIDDING – no really please just kidding;
One (1) ill-mannered black cat;
Two (2) cow cats;
One (1) ferociously energetic border beagle, who will interrupt your writing at inopportune times;
Two (2) labradoodles, who will… well, actually they won’t do much at all;
And on (1) set of headphones and iPhone, to drown them all out!